Jason Soto: The Blog

One of my favorite places to go are used DVD stores. There's one local to me called Disc Replay (maybe it's a chain across the country, I don't know, I'm too lazy to Google it. Oh alright...looking on their website under the locations tab, I see they're only in the mid-west. Sorry East Coast and West Coast. These are fruits in which you must not taste) and they often sell DVD's for 3.33 because of tax reasons I guess. If you buy 5 movies, the 6th one is free (lowest priced is the free one). Because of this, I always try to get all 6 movies for the same price but their pricing is weird because they'll have the standard stuff for 3.33 but then they'll have Primer for 19.99. I don't even know WHY they have it for that much. Don't even get me started on how much they wanted Men At Work . I almost pooped in my hand and threw it at them as a form of protest. (Future reference, don't invite me to protests.) Anyway, the point of all of this...

What is GenCon? GenCon is the greatest convention in the world. For four magical wonderful super hot days in August, people from all over the world ascend to the small sleepy village of Indianapolis, Indiana to play board games, test board games, and if they can budget it between hotel rooms and food, buy new games. It's a place where board game companies and players interact. It's also one of the biggest board game conventions ever. There are several smaller ones throughout the year that happen all over the world but GenCon is the biggest. Each year, the number of attendees triple so by 2020, they estimate 900 gazillion people will show up, which is a feat itself since there's only 7.1 billion people on the planet. But for people who've never been to a board game convention, or any convention really, it can be overwhelming. What do you do first? How do you plan your day? How do I not spend all my money on Day 1 and spend the next three turning tricks on the c...

darkTARDISlord69 No but you see Harry Potter is actually a Time Lord. His wand is a sonic screwdriver. The Time Turner is actually the TARDIS and Hogwarts is Gallifrey. Voldemort is The Master. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!! ButterCanBeFree0001 And his female companion has more common sense than him and does all the work while he gets all the credit. DudeBroMan84 LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!! TinFoilIsCool It is very possible that George W. Bush is from an alternate timeline and came to prevent 9/11 but it actually happened on 9/12 and thought he had another day. But because he didn't stop it, he's now stuck in this timeline.That's why he appears to be so dumb. He was smart in his timeline but things are just backwards. He's stuck here. MOVIEZMOVIEZMOVIEZ Guys, guys, guys, guys!!! People Under The Stairs AND Pulp Fiction ...ARE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE!!!! Evidence #1: Both are set in L.A! The setting of People Under The Stairs The setting of Pulp ...

Hi! My name is Jason Soto- *it says that on the top of the blog, you idiot* Right. Well anyway, this is my new blog- *it ALSO says that on the top* Yeah...Ok. So this is possibly my 4th blog now? But who's counting? *I am* Thank you so much. Anyway, I went from having a B-Movie/Horror Blog to a general movie website to having a place to store all my YouTube videos that I haven't felt like making lately to a place where the podcast I host is stored. And the only one that still lives is the podcast one and that one's not doing that well. *It's not doing well? How is it not doing well?* Well, we had to skip doing an episode in June cause of things that happened in my life and time got away from me... *Excuses Excuses...* ANYWAY, I had a website/blog called CineGamer but I deactivated that cause I wasn't using it much and I was actually paying money for it, which seemed like a waste. But after a month or so of not having it, I actually felt like writ...

(Originally written on October 15th, 2009) Hi, I'm Jason Soto. You may remember me from such helpful articles like "Virignity: Glad to Get Rid of it" and "Why The Sun Is Your Enemy". Today I'm here to talk to you about something many amatuer movie watchers have tried and failed at: the 24-hour movie marathon. I've done my fair share of these, starting in 1996 and the latest one being 2008. I've also attended B-Fest, a 24-hour film fest, twice. I'm what you may call an expert. There you are, sitting at home saying "I wanna do a 24 hour movie marathon. I'll rent 12 movies and watch them in a row! WEEE!!!" Sure, Susie or Johnny, that may sound like fun, but if you do that be prepared for something unexpected: DEATH!!!! Ok, no. But you'll wish you were dead because your bladder will be full and your seat will more or less implode upon itself. I will now instruct you on how to host a successful 24-hour movie marathon. (BL...